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The Ogler

More than his nature his elevation helped him in his lascivious endeavours. Even when he was young he was drawn towards the fairer sex in a sort of obsessive manner which can be expected only in adolescents and maniacs. With age, he consoled himself, his libido would be tempered and his desires would take a turn to be moderate. Time proved him wrong in a very decisive manner. Not only has this 'aberration' mellowed but on the contrary it grew to such proportions that he veritable scared that it would incur on him irreparable damage. Age was simply a failure in dousing the fire in his loins.
The train was about to lumber out of the station. When the final announcement was made confirming the departure of the train he was still running hard over the overhead bridge. Presently he was running along the platform, pushing aside the people who are in his way and with one mighty heave managed to place himself in the last compartment of the train. Something rattled in his brain that this journey is going to be more than just a travel in distance.
Even though he managed to board the train one other problem presented itself. At the time of booking the ticket he could get only an RAC one and not a comfirmed berth. Since it was twenty days earlier than the actual day of travel he was absolutely sure that his reseration would get confirmed but was lethargic enough not to find out the compartment and berth allotted to him.
--TBC
posted by Hash at 10:41 PM

 
One heavily eventful week is drawing to a close....
GDubyaB makes it to the Preseidency once again..Sad that he couldn't be re-redefeated :) In the end it didn't turn out to be too close. At least not the popular vote. It was a decisive mandate given to Bush Jr. even they were made to endure some tense moments when the couting for Ohio state was still in progress. Need to dig into sources which can give me information about the electoral system in US...It seems pretty funny on the face of it but then democracy has always been fascinating for its inherent comic streak...
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Elsewhere in the world, Arafat is fighting for his life. There have been conflicting statements about his condition - rumours are rife that he is already dead. But at least for now the truth is known only to a few people.
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Tonight I am taking out my friends for a treat - my farewell party. I have never known myself to become sentimental on such occasions. On the contrary I was always amused by the general conversation which does the rounds in such times especially if some of the guests are in an inebriated state.
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My cousin called me up, sorry, gave me a missed call for me to call him up and find out that he is coming down to Chennai for an interview. I am wondering if I left the key on the sunshade so that he doesn't have to wait for me return home from the party..
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So many films to be watched and so few weekends..God doesn't have any sense of time or compassion..That is just one of my many complaints against Him :) The most important of all being His popularity when I don't even believe in His existence.
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No idea where the cricker match is heading towards..Dada is not playing and my interest in the match is only half-hearted to start with and now even Lachchi got out. Why should I fancy something which is not in the least aesthetic? If I have to watch cutting and chopping I might as well go to a butcher's shop...
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'Ignorance is bliss' - whoever said that must be anything but ignorant. There is nothing more endearing and entertaining than a woman with one foot always in the mouth and gaucherie her middle name. Added to that if she comes in a buxomous personality we can give most of the dogs a run for their money with our drooling...
Whenever I come across a girl who is making a pout I wonder where the beauty lies - in the girl or in the pout. All such doubts would be dispelled the very moment I see a person of my sex doing the act of pouting. Ugliness can never be personified in a better way.
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People ask me various questions but never more hilarious and earnest than the ones about my single status. My grandmom had always be sceptical about my stay in Chennai..
to be continued after lunch.....
posted by Hash at 12:01 AM